why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
Best fake interview ever.
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
This tweet is so important to me
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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Pretty much everything on that list..
everything and more